Here is something which I found while trawling through the seas of blogosphere.
It was written by Richard Woodman. Its funny and has a very good moral. Can't remember my math teacher teaching this though. But she can't be blamed, I was busy sleeping in the class.
Wherein it is related how that paragon of womanly virtue, young PollyNomial (our heroine), is accosted by the notorious villain, Curly Pi,and factored (oh, Horror!).
Once Upon a time (1/t), pretty Polly Nomial was strolling across afield of vectors when she came to the boundary of a singular matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the basis that is was insufficient, and made her way in among the complex elements. Rows and columns closed in on here fro mall sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, two branches of a hyperbola touched her at single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix,and went completely divergent.
As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steed gradient. When she rounded off once more, she found herself inverted, apparently a line, in a non-euclidian pace.She was being watched, however.
That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face, He wondered, was she still convergent? He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated an saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative terms that he was bent on no good,
“Arcsinh”, she gasped.
“Ho, Ho,” he said. “What a symmetric little asymptote you have. I can see your angles have a lit of secs.”
“Oh sir,” she protested. “Keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.”
“Calm yourself, my dear.” said our suave operator. “Your fears are purely imaginary.”
“I…I” she thought. “Perhaps he’s not normal but homologous.”
“What order are your?” the brute demanded.
“Seventeen.” replied Polly.
Curly leered, “I suppose you've never been operated on.”
“Of course not,” Polly replied quite properly. “I'm absolutely convergent.”
“Come, come,” said Curly. “Let”s go to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit.”
“Never!” gasped Polly.
“Abscissa.” he swore, using the vilest oath he know.
His patience was gone. Cohsing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places, and began smoothing out her points of inflection.Poor Polly. The algorithmic method was now her only hope. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever!There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavy sided operator. Curly's radius squared itself. Polly’s loci quivered. He integrated by parts,he integrated by partial fractions. After he co factored, he performed runge-kutta on her.
The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he had satisfied her hypothesis. Then he exponentiated and became completed orthogonal.
When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that she was no longer piecewise continuous, and had been truncated in several places,But is was too late to differentiate how. As the months went by,Polly’s denominator increased monotonically. Finally she went to L’hospital and generated a small but pathological function which left surds all over the place an drove Polly to deviation.
The moral of our sad story is this:“If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them single degree of freedom.”
Journal of Irreproducible Results
Vol 27/Num 1/ 1981